A Gaming Idea? (Nazis Part 2)

When you enter the laboratory, you are caught by the Neo-Nazi that replaced Hitler, known as Adolf2, who looks exactly like Adolf Hitler, except he is in black and white, and has old film grain lines covering him, because this is not the real Adolf was only caught on film, so they took footage from WW2 and used it as a new Adolf, that can speak and everything.

The Neo-Nazis are not German, but American rebels that took over the world and started biological and nuclear warfare.

Once you are caught, you are sent to the prisons, which isn't a prison. It's really a strange world known as R'yleh. The way you go in is he forces you to take all of your pills, and your sanity fully drops and you travel into your own mind, looking for your sanity. When you travel into R'yleh, you find many new types of evil creatures and gods that you must fight to win back your sanity.

When you find your sanity, you wake up in a two story, big-sized room, where in front of you is the Neo-Nazis secret;

Cthulhu.

He stands over you and watches you stare at him. He glares at you, and tells you that it is the day that you die. You look and realize that he is chained to the walls and placed inside an electrified cage. You tell him if he spares you, you can help him escape. He accepts your challenge, and you have to find different items that unlock the cell door. You run out, realizing that you promised Cthulhu. You go and find the various items you need to save him, and you go back to the room and help him escape.

Cthulhu destroys all of the Nazis and you win. Or so you think... Remember the spray-paint you have? Well, you fall on top of it, and it breaks, and all the acid morphs your body into a new monstrous creature, and that's the end of the game.

Possibly a sequel? I do not know.

A Gaming Idea? (Nazis Part 1)

Well, I think it's pretty stupid when I have great amazing video game ideas and I never even start them. Like "Man-Pac" and some other game that resembles MGS and Megaman crossing-over and taking place in an isolated ice planet. Well, today I have a cool game that I really wanna create. Of course, I'll tell you about my other games, but this one comes first.

As you can tell by the picture, it's about Nazis. As you cannot tell by the picture, it's in 8-bit. As you can also not tell, it has to do with the Simpsons. In what way, though? Well, that's what I'm gonna tell you.

Have you ever heard of that one terrible game "Bart vs. the Space Mutants?" That's what my game is based off of in a way. You play as a young rebel, in a post-apocalyptic world where zombies and retired-nearly dead Nazi Generals are the heroes! Wow, what a game! Well, the place where the Simpsons come in is the fact that your character's goal is to graffiti Neo-Nazi Soldiers, turning them into mindless, ravaging zombie creatures that devour your enemies! But heed this warning; your spray paint is limited, so only use it when you need to!

The point of the game is to unlock the secret of the Neo-Nazis! But to do so, you must control the zombie-creatures to figure out puzzles and use them as "vehicles" to take you around the world of destruction! Now, later on in the game, you find out that the mysterious Nazi General that seems to help you out is indeed Hitler! And it turns out that he's your father! And it turns out that you're German, not American! This is where the story-line goes crazy. Once you figure this out, Hitler dies in a "Darth-Vader-Fasion" where he takes off his mask and dies without any oxygen. Before he dies, he gives you a bottle of pills, telling you they will help you with the defeat of the "war that I had started, and a mistake among all mankind." (Now I realize some of you may think that by making Hitler seem to regret it and for a Nazi that's a good guy, you may think I enjoy the Nazis, but I don't. It just makes for a good storyline!)

The pills change the way you view the world, and is like a drug that gets you very, very high. Each time you take one, you will have a sanity gauge, which shows how well your grip on reality is. Once your all your sanity goes down, you find clues of where to go, hidden artifacts, and strange visions of the past world. You find out about all of the mysterious incidents of the world that seems to have connections with each other, including the 12th Street Riot and 9/11. (I know I may start controversy by doing this, but just take a chiller.)

Once you find all the artifacts, you find the final world; the laboratory of the Neo-Nazis. And then!... I really don't know. I'll be posting Part 2 tomorrow, when I'll have fresh ideas!

Gackto!

I enjoy laughing at the fact that the first names you see are the English-dub actors.

Well, Bunraku is on it's way to fame and so is the "Gay-Not-Gay" Gackt into the theaters. If you do not know anything on Gackt, don't look him up. Please. Don't.

Personally, I used to like him, so I showed him to my friend. She was/is obsessed. She knows more crap about him then me, so I dunno. Well, it's really annoying and I thought it was annoying enough to have a blog post on it. Maybe?

Well, Gackt is a famous J-Pop singer and seems to be gay. But he's not. Yet he acts like he is. And he's a true pervert. And why do I care? Well, because one of his first movies is coming around and my friend has been truly weird on it, so I'm just going to explain why it may be the coolest Japanese movie, other then Metropolis and Princess Mononoke (Mononoke Hime.)

First of all, this is based off a story of Bunraku, the famous art of Japanese puppet story-telling. It tells the story of two "unnamed men" who are both obsessed with their missions. Eventually the two meet and join together to take down a load of evil.

Now, I think that's explained enough.

NEXT POST: A NEW ORDER OF BUSINESS!

My Contest Entry for JPSae

Bat-Freak vs. The Fight of the Century

Ah, the fight of the century; Superman vs. Batman. I have waited to find some sort of movie with Superman and Batman, but, sure, there were references to "Gotham City" and "Metropolis" but that's it. Not even mentioning the Daily Planet or Bruce Wayne in either of the heroic movies. But the REAL reason I'm doing this rant is because of my friend, who was complaining about seeing Superman in a Batman comic.

He asked why Superman was in the comic, fighting Batman, and it was hard for me to explain. I knew why, I didn't understand what to say, though. I told him that they were both in the DC Universe, which is built up of all the comic book heroes, that they all live in the same world, in some way, which is why the Justice League of America is what it is. He didn't know of the JLA either, so it was a fail for me to tell him.

Well, that's all I wanted to talk about. Thanks.

Metropolis

Bat-Freak vs Harley Quinn

I finally finished The Dark Knight Returns and it was great! I'm planning on nabbing the sequel later tomorrow. I've heard (by IGN) that Frank Miller wrote the two best Batman books; (This and Batman Year One,) so I'll be nabbing that one as well.

Well, ever since I've been obsessing over this comic, I've been in a huge Batman phase once again, so this is merely a warning for you guys to understand that I will be starting more Batman blog posts.



Today, I will be speaking of Harley Quinn. For those of you who think she is an original comic book character, it is not true. She was created in the Batman Animated series for Joker, because the producers felt that he needed a more playful henchman to keep the Joker from looking dangerous. I'm just going to say, off the record, about this Harley Quinn, who is from Batman: Arkham Asylum, why is she so... different? I mean... her costumes not even the same, you can see a whole lot of cleavage... I mean, the list goes on and on. Now, I know that this isn't based off the kid friendly TV show, but hey, the red, white, and black was her costume! She doesn't even look like Harley Quinn at all! I mean, look at this picture of her!

Compare those two! Well, of course I know that Arkham Asylum is supposed to be darker and all, but this is dark enough! There's no boundary beyond this costume. I looks fine the way it is. Now I know I'm rambling on about some stupid costume design, but, it just doesn't look even remotely "Harley-Quinn" - ish. Well, that's my rant for today. Stay tuned for more of my incompetent voice yelling about Batman! Thanks!

Bring your boomstick!

Because those zombies just won't kill themselves.

fighting off the zombies!

Well, thanks to my friend, I'm now gonna write up "How to Fight! Special 'Zombies Ate My Neighbors' Edition." One true thing to know about zombies is that they will eat your brains if they can. Don't let them, morons. Now, I haven't seen too many zombie movies, but I'm sure everyone knows about at least one of the zombie cliches. Just as it was mentioned in Scream;

1. Don't have sex.
2. Don't drink or do drugs.
3. Don't go off into the darkness saying, "I'll be right back," because you won't be right back.

Next order of business, what gear to bring.



Fighting your zombies is a hard matter. You need weapons, you need a group, and you need weapons. There is a big list to bring on with you during the death of all your friends. (By the way, I do happen to recommend for a large zombie attack, bring a lot of extra friends that you hate. They will die. Plus, make sure they are the weenies.) Be sure to stock up on these items. In fact, print this thing out in doubles or even triples. Maybe the zombies will eat the list.

What to bring for the zombie apocalypse:

1. Bring this list. Trust me, you'll need it.
2. A Flashlight. You want to actually SEE the zombies, don't you? (Just turn it off when you hear a little girl crying. They're witches!)
3. A Chainsaw. Now this cliche is one everyone should know about. Come on, use it for your hand instead! Slice and dice, baby!
4. Knifes. You may not think you'll need 'em, but just think of what will happen to you if the chainsaw runs out of gas, or if the chain comes looks, leading this up to the next item.
5. Another Chainsaw. You know you may need a spare. In fact, double all of your supplies.
6. Guns. You knew it would come to this. Whether you're gonna bash 'em in the head or slice their faces off, it gets tiring. So, bring guns. Just do it. And not just one gun. I said, "gun-s," boy, "gun-zzzzz!"
7. A Bat and Nails. This is definitely one of the hard-core gear you will need. Get those nails inside the head of the bat and bash those suckas' in!
8. An Axe. Eventually, that crap is gonna run out. All you got is this and the bat. Choose your weapon.

Oh no. Here they come. They're here!
Guts guts guts. Blood blood blood. That's what you're gonna need to be everywhere if you are planning on killing these brain-eating undeads. So, bring out your weapons and open fire.
I recommend using your "swinging and bashing" (axes and bats) weapons first, while your adrenaline is rushing through your body. When the zombies tone down, use the guns, but remember, use the bullets wisely.

When the zombie apocalypse starts, raid all of the weapon stores and markets. You will need all of the things you can get. It's not too good when you think you won't need it, but then, when it happens, you'll be cursing out of your mind, so get anything. Even something as stupid as a rubber duck can help.

So remember, kick those zombies back in their grave, and say hi to God and Elvis for me, because you know, both of them are the kings, and you know that both of you want you to...

"Hail to the king, baby."

Indie Gamer Hype!

I'll start with 'Troids; a game in which a character is based off of me and also one in which I created probably only one thing: A Metroid. Yes, this is a Metroid fan game, if you didn't think so at first. The programmer and spriter is the infamous "Serde" pronouced, "Sir-Dae." This game is based off of Poke'mon's addicting gameplay for capturing creatures. Serde happened upon this idea while conjuring up ideas for the Metroid Minigame Competition. Be sure to check more out on this here.

Comics To Read (Aug. '09)

After seeing all the different (traditional and cgi) animated versions of The Dark Knight Returns, I'm really excited about this book. I know it came out a while back, but I'm hoping I'm old enough to read this. Knowing that it's Frank Miller, things can be good for me or bad, so I still don't know. I hope I can; It seems like one of the most interesting comics to read. The lines in the animated ones are amazing, too.

Fore example: "You don't get it, son. This isn't a trash heap; it's an operating table."

So I'll be sure to check it out of the library, hoping for the best.

Holy Stupid, Batman!

Here are some of the most stupidest things to come out of comic book history, starting with the awesome Batman. Yes, "What can be wrong with Batman?" Well, it's not exactly Batman that's wrong, it's Mr. Conceited Robin.
Yes, because everything is about you, Robin. Well, has anyone made a movie about the Teen Titans yet? I didn't think so.


Oh, come on, Robin! Everyone knows its Paul!

Next up on the list are just some crappy superheroes that didn't really seem to need (or deserve) to be heroes. In fact, are they even heroes?
Yes, it's Madam Fatal. She was pretty much your butt-kicking grandmother that everyone wanted on their football team... while she was eighty-five years old.Ah yes, so it's your cross-dressing grandmother? Now I remember.



The Black Condor. The Tarzan raised by vultures... 'Nuff said...

Finally... Superboy... I mean, just look at that. It's funny! Since when was Superboy funny? Wait... is this the same Superboy I'm talking about? Nope, it actually turns out to be a younger Superman. Not a clone. It's hard to be able to tell those types of things nowadays. Now it's even hard to understand whether Superman really died!

"But he was cloned so he's not dead, yet!"
"BUT THAT'S NOT THE REAL HIM! ANSWER MY QUESTION! IS HE DEAD OR NOT?!"