A Gaming Idea? (Nazis Part 2)

When you enter the laboratory, you are caught by the Neo-Nazi that replaced Hitler, known as Adolf2, who looks exactly like Adolf Hitler, except he is in black and white, and has old film grain lines covering him, because this is not the real Adolf was only caught on film, so they took footage from WW2 and used it as a new Adolf, that can speak and everything.

The Neo-Nazis are not German, but American rebels that took over the world and started biological and nuclear warfare.

Once you are caught, you are sent to the prisons, which isn't a prison. It's really a strange world known as R'yleh. The way you go in is he forces you to take all of your pills, and your sanity fully drops and you travel into your own mind, looking for your sanity. When you travel into R'yleh, you find many new types of evil creatures and gods that you must fight to win back your sanity.

When you find your sanity, you wake up in a two story, big-sized room, where in front of you is the Neo-Nazis secret;

Cthulhu.

He stands over you and watches you stare at him. He glares at you, and tells you that it is the day that you die. You look and realize that he is chained to the walls and placed inside an electrified cage. You tell him if he spares you, you can help him escape. He accepts your challenge, and you have to find different items that unlock the cell door. You run out, realizing that you promised Cthulhu. You go and find the various items you need to save him, and you go back to the room and help him escape.

Cthulhu destroys all of the Nazis and you win. Or so you think... Remember the spray-paint you have? Well, you fall on top of it, and it breaks, and all the acid morphs your body into a new monstrous creature, and that's the end of the game.

Possibly a sequel? I do not know.

Bring your boomstick!

Because those zombies just won't kill themselves.

fighting off the zombies!

Well, thanks to my friend, I'm now gonna write up "How to Fight! Special 'Zombies Ate My Neighbors' Edition." One true thing to know about zombies is that they will eat your brains if they can. Don't let them, morons. Now, I haven't seen too many zombie movies, but I'm sure everyone knows about at least one of the zombie cliches. Just as it was mentioned in Scream;

1. Don't have sex.
2. Don't drink or do drugs.
3. Don't go off into the darkness saying, "I'll be right back," because you won't be right back.

Next order of business, what gear to bring.



Fighting your zombies is a hard matter. You need weapons, you need a group, and you need weapons. There is a big list to bring on with you during the death of all your friends. (By the way, I do happen to recommend for a large zombie attack, bring a lot of extra friends that you hate. They will die. Plus, make sure they are the weenies.) Be sure to stock up on these items. In fact, print this thing out in doubles or even triples. Maybe the zombies will eat the list.

What to bring for the zombie apocalypse:

1. Bring this list. Trust me, you'll need it.
2. A Flashlight. You want to actually SEE the zombies, don't you? (Just turn it off when you hear a little girl crying. They're witches!)
3. A Chainsaw. Now this cliche is one everyone should know about. Come on, use it for your hand instead! Slice and dice, baby!
4. Knifes. You may not think you'll need 'em, but just think of what will happen to you if the chainsaw runs out of gas, or if the chain comes looks, leading this up to the next item.
5. Another Chainsaw. You know you may need a spare. In fact, double all of your supplies.
6. Guns. You knew it would come to this. Whether you're gonna bash 'em in the head or slice their faces off, it gets tiring. So, bring guns. Just do it. And not just one gun. I said, "gun-s," boy, "gun-zzzzz!"
7. A Bat and Nails. This is definitely one of the hard-core gear you will need. Get those nails inside the head of the bat and bash those suckas' in!
8. An Axe. Eventually, that crap is gonna run out. All you got is this and the bat. Choose your weapon.

Oh no. Here they come. They're here!
Guts guts guts. Blood blood blood. That's what you're gonna need to be everywhere if you are planning on killing these brain-eating undeads. So, bring out your weapons and open fire.
I recommend using your "swinging and bashing" (axes and bats) weapons first, while your adrenaline is rushing through your body. When the zombies tone down, use the guns, but remember, use the bullets wisely.

When the zombie apocalypse starts, raid all of the weapon stores and markets. You will need all of the things you can get. It's not too good when you think you won't need it, but then, when it happens, you'll be cursing out of your mind, so get anything. Even something as stupid as a rubber duck can help.

So remember, kick those zombies back in their grave, and say hi to God and Elvis for me, because you know, both of them are the kings, and you know that both of you want you to...

"Hail to the king, baby."